it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat
i wanna go see detective pikachu this week but also our local theater has a mouse problem and i know friends who’ve legitimately seen mice climbing the theater walls and sitting on the sound boxes during shows and the thought of that makes me want to die
I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water…
